Archives for August 2007

Port to Starboard

We have known for a long time that Space is Big. People living in the Middle Ages knew that England was Big, because it took days to get from the south to the north, and later that Europe was Big… continue reading »

Vanishing Point

ROSS: Our final guest this evening was, we must admit, booked in something of a hurry. His controversial claims earlier this week have seen his image explode onto all our screens and images, I’m told that within six hours of the original announcement he had nine web sites dedicated to his claims, both for, against and impartial. He is the newest mystic of our age, he wrote The Lucient Announcement, please welcome Philip Lucient… continue reading

The Steam Powered Arse

I built, from me parts, a steam-powered arse for mine was blown up in a war. It had copper pegs where it plugged to me legs. And was shiny where the old one was sore. It was made out of… continue reading »